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  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Never ask for food.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Are the reason you have no food.

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Call your parents DAD/MOM.

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Never seen you cry.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Cry with you.

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Know a few things about you.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Will knock on your front door.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Are for awhile.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Are for life.

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

  • FAKE FRIENDS:

    Will ignore this.

  • REAL FRIENDS:

    Will repost it

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